Funny Religious Jokes

Funny Religious JokesWe prayed to the God of laughter and he answered our prayers by giving us these funny religious jokes.

So we have faith you’ll find them as hilarious as us – enjoy these religious jokes.

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Funny Religious Parents Joke

My girlfriend’s parents are very religious.

The first time I was at their house, her Dad told me we weren’t allowed to sleep together.

It was a bit of a shame – he was very attractive.

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Book Of Revelation – Donald Trump Joke

John the Apostle is writing the Book of Revelation.

He says to God, “So, Lord, the end will be signalled by trumpets?”

God replies, “No… I said Trump/Pence.”

John says, “Yeah, trumpets.”

God says, “No… oh, never mind. They’ll know.”

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Funny Quran Joke

My Muslim co-worker brought a CD copy of the Quran into work today.

He got really annoyed when I asked if I could burn a copy.

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Funny Christian Joke

My girlfriend just admitted that she used to be a Christian, so I broke up with her.

It might seem judgemental, but I’ve only known her since she was Christine.

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Funny Last Supper Joke

Judas says to Jesus, “Come on Jesus, we’re going to be late for the last supper.”

Jesus says, “Late for the what?”

Judas says, “The supper… We’re going to be late for supper.”

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Funny Jewish Joke

A Jew was lying on his death bed. He asks his wife if she is there. She says that she is.

He asks his son if he is there. He replies that he is.

He asks if his daughter is there. She replies that she is.

As he finds out everyone is there, he has a heart attack and dies. His last words were, “Why… is no-one… in the shop?”

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Funny God Joke

After God had created 24 hours of alternating light and darkness, one of his angels asked him what he was going to do next.

He said, “I think I’m going to call it a day.”

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Funny Nun Joke

A guy runs into a bar, yelling at the bartender, “Quick, how tall is a penguin?”

The bartender says, “Oh, about 3 feet tall.”

The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”