None of my European electronics worked properly in the US, until I prayed to God.
Turns out they just needed a higher power.
We prayed to the God of laughter and he answered our prayers by giving us these funny religious jokes.
So we have faith you'll find them as hilarious as us.
Enjoy this collection of religious jokes.
A Jew was lying on his death bed. He asks his wife if she is there. She says that she is.
He asks his son if he is there. He replies that he is.
He asks if his daughter is there. She replies that she is.
As he finds out everyone is there, he has a heart attack and dies. His last words were, “Why… is no-one… in the shop?”