Funny Religious JokesFunny Religious Jokes

We prayed to the God of laughter and he answered our prayers by giving us these funny religious jokes.

So we have faith you'll find them as hilarious as us.

Enjoy this collection of religious jokes.

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Funny Atheist Jokes And Humor

Atheist Jokes

Atheist jokes don't need a higher power to be funny. They're out of this world when it comes to laughter though!

Funny Bible Jokes And Puns

Bible Jokes

These funny bible jokes are made of the rite stuff. Just like Samson, they're sure to bring the house down!

A selection of funny Christian jokes and humor

Christian Jokes

Religion is a serious business but sometimes you just have to laugh. Enjoy these funny Christian jokes.

Funny Jesus Jokes

Jesus Jokes

Jesus, these jokes are funny. Which is funny because they're also Jesus jokes!

All Religious Jokes

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Religious Parents

My girlfriend’s parents are very religious.

The first time I was at their house, her Dad told me we weren’t allowed to sleep together.

It was a bit of a shame – he was very attractive.

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Book Of Revelation

John the Apostle is writing the Book of Revelation.

He says to God, “So, Lord, the end will be signalled by trumpets?”

God replies, “No… I said Trump/Pence.”

John says, “Yeah, trumpets.”

God says, “No… oh, never mind. They’ll know.”

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Good Christian

I found someone’s wallet today, and as a good Christian I thought, “What would Jesus do?”

So I turned it into wine.

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Funny Quran Joke

My Muslim co-worker brought a CD copy of the Quran into work today.

He got really annoyed when I asked if I could burn a copy.

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Used To Be A Christian

My girlfriend just admitted that she used to be a Christian, so I broke up with her.

It might seem judgemental, but I’ve only known her since she was Christine.

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The Last Supper

Judas says to Jesus, “Come on Jesus, we’re going to be late for the last supper.”

Jesus says, “Late for the what?”

Judas says, “The supper… We’re going to be late for supper.”

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Death Bed Jew

A Jew was lying on his death bed. He asks his wife if she is there. She says that she is.

He asks his son if he is there. He replies that he is.

He asks if his daughter is there. She replies that she is.

As he finds out everyone is there, he has a heart attack and dies. His last words were, “Why… is no-one… in the shop?”

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Time For A Rest

After God had created 24 hours of alternating light and darkness, one of his angels asked him what he was going to do next.

He said, “I think I’m going to call it a day.”

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Ran Over A Nun

A guy runs into a bar, yelling at the bartender, “Quick, how tall is a penguin?”

The bartender says, “Oh, about 3 feet tall.”

The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”