Funny Ginger Jokes / Redhead Jokes
We've published our funny blonde jokes before, now it's time for the blondes to get their revenge with these redhead jokes!
Yes, they're stereotypical (just like blonde jokes), but nonetheless ginger jokes and redhead jokes are still hilariously funny.
So we hope you enjoy our collection of the very best ginger jokes and redhead jokes...
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
A blonde lets you leave the bed when you are satisfied. A redhead let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.
Wait ten seconds.
After the checkup, the doctor calls the wife into his office without her husband.
He says to her, "I'm sorry to tell you this but your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, along with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will soon die:
Every morning, make him a healthy breakfast.
Always be pleasant towards him, and make sure he's in a good mood.
For lunch make him a nice, nutritious meal. And for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Make sure you don't burden him with chores. And don't discuss your problems with him, because it'll only make his stress even worse.
And most importantly. make love with your husband every night and you must satisfy his every whim.
If you can do this for the next year, I think your husband will get better and regain his health."
After this, the redhead leaves the doctor's office and walks out of the building with her husband.
As they do so, the guy asks his wife. "So what did the doctor say to you?"
The redhead replies, "You're going to die."
His Dad said to him, "Just remind her who wears the pants in your family."
The next evening, after the wedding, the newly-wed couple were in the honeymoon suite.
The husband threw his pants to his new bride and said, "Here put these on."
She did as he said, but after doing so said, "I don't fit into these."
The husband said, "That's right! And don't you forget who wears the pants in this family!"
After he said this, the redhead took off her panties and tossed them at him, saying "Try these on."
He looked at them and said, "I can't get into your panties!"
The redhead said, "That's right. And you won't until your attitude changes!"
A brick gets laid.
You can safely ignore a blonde.
A ginger snap.
The ginger kid has two friends.
A ginger trying to tan..
On their own.
A ginger bread man.
So someone would love redheads.
They're both highly-strung.
The genie is a bit fed up but says, "Okay, you can have one wish. What do you want?" The ginger says, "I want a huge mansion with a thousand rooms and a hundred floors, all made of pure gold." The genie looks at him and says, "Don't be an idiot! Do you have any idea how much gold that would take? That's impossible. You'll have to pick something else." So the ginger says, "Okay, I want everyone to stop laughing at me because of my hair color." The genie says "So this mansion... Do you want ensuite bathrooms?"
The genie is a bit fed up but says, "Okay, you can have one wish. What do you want?"
The ginger says, "I want a huge mansion with a thousand rooms and a hundred floors, all made of pure gold."
The genie looks at him and says, "Don't be an idiot! Do you have any idea how much gold that would take? That's impossible. You'll have to pick something else."
So the ginger says, "Okay, I want everyone to stop laughing at me because of my hair color."
The genie says "So this mansion... Do you want ensuite bathrooms?"
At least you know you weren't adopted.
They have pictures of Nessie.
He's a ginger so I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money.
Handle both with care.
"At this stage everything looks absolutely fine," said the obstetrician.
As I looked at the fuzzy black and white image, I was elated and relieved, but also confused at the same time.
How did they know it's not ginger?
There are skid marks in front of the roadkill.
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