Funny Ginger Jokes / Redhead Jokes
We’ve published our funny blonde jokes before, now it’s time for the blondes to get their revenge with these redhead jokes!
Yes, they’re stereotypical (just like blonde jokes), but nonetheless ginger jokes and redhead jokes are still hilariously funny.
So we hope you enjoy our collection of the very best ginger jokes and redhead jokes…
What do you call a tall redhead?
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a redhead?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?
A blonde lets you leave the bed when you are satisfied. A redhead let’s you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.
How do you get a redhead’s mood to change?
Wait ten seconds.
A guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and his redhead wife goes with him.
After the checkup, the doctor calls the wife into his office without her husband.
He says to her, “I’m sorry to tell you this but your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, along with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your husband will soon die:
Every morning, make him a healthy breakfast.
Always be pleasant towards him, and make sure he’s in a good mood.
For lunch make him a nice, nutritious meal. And for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Make sure you don’t burden him with chores. And don’t discuss your problems with him, because it’ll only make his stress even worse.
And most importantly. make love with your husband every night and you must satisfy his every whim.
If you can do this for the next year, I think your husband will get better and regain his health.”
After this, the redhead leaves the doctor’s office and walks out of the building with her husband.
As they do so, the guy asks his wife. “So what did the doctor say to you?”
The redhead replies, “You’re going to die.”
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
What do you call a good looking man with a redhead?
A young man was due to get married to a redhead and the night before the wedding he asked his Dad for some marital advice.
His Dad said to him, “Just remind her who wears the pants in your family.”
The next evening, after the wedding, the newly-wed couple were in the honeymoon suite.
The husband threw his pants to his new bride and said, “Here put these on.”
She did as he said, but after doing so said, “I don’t fit into these.”
The husband said, “That’s right! And don’t you forget who wears the pants in this family!”
After he said this, the redhead took off her panties and tossed them at him, saying “Try these on.”
He looked at them and said, “I can’t get into your panties!”
The redhead said, “That’s right. And you won’t until your attitude changes!”
How do you start an argument with a redhead?
What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
Why do redheads take the pill?
What’s the difference between a ginger and a brick?
A brick gets laid.
What’s the advantage of a blonde over a redhead?
You can safely ignore a blonde.
What do you call a redheaded ninja?
What do you call it when a redhead loses their temper?
A ginger snap.
What do you call a ginger whose phone rings on a Saturday night?
Why are the Harry Potter films unrealistic?
The ginger kid has two friends.
What’s red and white and peels?
A ginger trying to tan.
What’s a redhead’s favorite drink?
Redheads put the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.
What’s the difference between a redhead and a barracuda?
How do redheads reach orgasm?
On their own.
What do you call a redhead guy who works at a bakery?
A ginger bread man.
Why did God invent color blindness?
So someone would love redheads.
How is a redhead like a tennis racquet?
They’re both highly-strung.
A ginger guy finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out.
The genie is a bit fed up but says, “Okay, you can have one wish. What do you want?”
The ginger says, “I want a huge mansion with a thousand rooms and a hundred floors, all made of pure gold.”
The genie looks at him and says, “Don’t be an idiot! Do you have any idea how much gold that would take? That’s impossible. You’ll have to pick something else.”
So the ginger says, “Okay, I want everyone to stop laughing at me because of my hair color.”
The genie says “So this mansion… Do you want ensuite bathrooms?”
What’s the best thing about being ginger?
At least you know you weren’t adopted.
What’s the difference between the Loch Ness monster and an attractive ginger?
They have pictures of Nessie.
My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school.
He’s a ginger so I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money.
What do redheads and razor-wire have in common?
Handle both with care.
My girlfriend is pregnant, and yesterday we went to the first ultrasound together.
“At this stage everything looks absolutely fine,” said the obstetrician.
As I looked at the fuzzy black and white image, I was elated and relieved, but also confused at the same time.
How did they know it’s not ginger?
What’s the difference between a ginger and roadkill?
There are skid marks in front of the roadkill.
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