Funny Quotes About LifeFunny Quotes About Life

Life is a precious and wonderful thing, but it would be far more boring without a sense of humor and the ability to laugh. And these funny quotes about life are guaranteed to raise a chuckle.

So we hope you enjoy them as much as we do…

It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive. ~ W. C. Fields
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence. ~ Art Linkletter
Life is not about how you survive the storm, it’s about how you dance in the rain. ~ Unknown
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. ~ Mae West
Life is like a coin. You can spend it anyway you wish, but you can spend it only once. ~ Lillian Dickson
Life is a hereditary disease. ~ Unknown
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. ~ Albert Einstein
Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep. ~ Fran Lebowitz
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it sure can give you a slap sometimes. ~ Unknown
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on. ~ Robert Frost
Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans. ~ Allen Saunders
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ~ Will Rogers
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. ~ Oscar Wilde
When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard,” I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?” ~ Sydney J. Harris
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. ~ Charles M. Schulz
Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest. ~ Wilson Mizner
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics. ~ Unknown
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. ~ Mignon McLaughlin
Everything you can imagine is real. ~ Pablo Picasso
If only common sense were more common. ~ Unknown
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. ~ Soren KierKegaard
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. ~ Albert Einstein
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. ~ Unknown
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. ~ Chuck Palahniuk
It’s always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped. ~ Unknown

Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections. ~ Gerard Way

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. ~ George Bernard Shaw
I have never met anyone who wanted to save the world without my financial support. ~ Robert Brault

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