If you wallaby a comedian, then you’d better hop to it and study these funny kangaroo jokes. Of course, we had to jump at the chance to share them with you, and we’re sure you won’t roo the fact.
Anyway, that’s enough puns – here’s our favorite funny kangaroo jokes. If you enjoy them, check out our other pages of animal jokes.
Funny Kangaroo Jokes
A pouch potato.
Out of bounds.
Great big holes all over Australia.
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
Because they’re always jumping ship.
Knowing that he could hop really high, the zoo officials decided to put up a ten-foot fence.
However, they were amazed to find the kangaroo was out again the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.
So they put up a twenty-foot fence instead.
Again the next morning, they were amazed to find the kangaroo had still go out.
So they started to put up a forty foot high fence.
As the animals in the zoo watch this, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?”
The kangaroo replied, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody starts locking the gate at night!”
A woolly jumper.
A jump suit.
They have a hop-eration.
Time to get a new sofa.
A leap year.
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
Someone picked my pocket.