Really Funny Short Jokes

An Invisibility Cloak

I’ve invented an invisibility cloak – anything under becomes completely invisible.

I’m still working out the kinks though… You can still see the cloak itself.

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What Was I Thinking Of

I was in an English exam and they asked “Write the past tense of ‘Think'”.

I thought and thought about this for ages.

Eventually, I went for ‘Thunk’.

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An Inconsiderate Neighbor

My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 AM this morning and asked “Do you know what time it is?”

Can you believe that, 2:30 AM?!

Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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Short-Lived Career

My granddad always used to say to me that the best part of fighting is the make-up sex.

Which probably explains his short-lived career as a boxer…

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I Had A Dream

I had a dream last night where I was driving with one hand and flipping pancakes with the other.

I was tossing and turning all night.

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Space Invader

One of my mates told me that I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space.

Which was an incredibly unnecessary and hurtful thing to say.

It ruined our bath.

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Should Be Enough

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law.

My neighbor said, “Are you going to help?”

I said, “No, six should be enough.”

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Where Has The Time Gone?

I was at a party the other day when I lost my watch.

A bit later I saw a guy standing on it while sexually harassing a girl.

I walked up to the guy and punched him in the face.

No one does that to a girl.. not on my watch.

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Carrying A Knife

I’ve started carrying a knife since an attempted mugging a few years ago…

Since then my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.