Grinning at good joke

Cardiologist

I couldn’t undo the buttons on my sweater so I tried pulling it over my head but it got stuck.

I’m at the hospital now, waiting to see a cardyologist.

Smiley giving thumbs up to funny joke

Mystery Writers

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in most of the way, and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.

Smiley grinning at good joke

Self Esteem

I love taking photos of myself standing next to boiling water.

My doctor says I’ve got selfie steam issues.

Smiley sticking tongue out at funny joke

Disliked Farmer

Last night, my neighbor got on his tractor and started yelling, “The end is near!!”

I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.

Laughing at funny short joke

Tide Pods

I heard it’s easy to convince women not to eat Tide Pods…

But it’s a lot harder to deter gents.