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New Job

I’ve just got a new job as senior director at Old MacDonald’s farm.

I’m the CIEIO.

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50th Birthday Card

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said…

“You know, one would have been enough.”

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What A Roast!

My friend said to me, “You have a BA, a Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.”

It was a third degree burn.

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Split Up

My wife and I have split up over my obsession with horoscope jokes.

In the end it Taurus apart.

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80s Pop Music

The doctor said to me, “Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s pop music!”

I said, “Yikes, what’s The Cure?”

He said, “Oh my God, it’s worse than I thought!”

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Snake Con

My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves.

Looks like the boa cons tricked her.

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Low Blood Pressure

My doctor has just diagnosed me as having low blood pressure.

He’s given me a prescription for two Ikea self-assembly wardrobes.

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Funny Word

Asparagus is a funny word.

It sounds like an Italian guy begging you not to kill someone called Gus.

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That Didn’t Take Long!

A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen.

Upon leaving the man’s apartment, the officer found the man’s bag at the bottom of the stairwell.

It was a brief case.