We publish a new funny joke of the day every single day!Joke Of The Day

Here at LaffGaff, we publish a brand new funny joke of the day each and every day of the year.

So make sure you keep coming back for your daily laughs!

Here's all our daily jokes:

Daily Jokes

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School Report

My mum said, “I’m not happy with your school report.”

I said, “Okay.”

She said, “I want more As”.

I replied, “OKAAAAAAAAAY.”

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Kids’ Beds

My friend said to me, “I won’t use stores that gender kids’ beds.”

I said, “Like a boycott?”

She said, “Don’t you start.”

Grinning at good joke

Good Time Girl

I met a girl at a club the other night who said she’d show me a good time.

When we got outside she ran a 40-meter dash in just 4.5 seconds.

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Under Pressure

Just got back from a job interview, where I was asked if can perform under pressure.

I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I do a wicked Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Pillow Fight

Never challenge Death to a pillow fight…

Unless you’re prepared to deal with the Reaper cushions.

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Voodoo Doll

I called my wife at work and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?”

Sounding concerned, she said, “No.”

I said, “How about now?”

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Best Years Of Your Life

Nothing’s better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, or 97 years old.

Those are the years you’re in your prime.

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Asked To Leave

The bouncer said to me, “I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

I said, “Why?”

They said, “I have no idea who you are and this is my trampoline.”

Rabbit laughing at funny joke

Rare Disease

The doctor looked at my test results and said, “Sir, you’ve got a very rare disease.”

I said, “How rare?”

He said, “You pick the name.”