We publish a new funny joke of the day every single day!Joke Of The Day

Here at LaffGaff, we publish a brand new funny joke of the day each and every day of the year.

So make sure you keep coming back for your daily laughs!

Here's all our daily jokes:



Daily Jokes

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Large Photo Frame

My wife says that I wasted money by ordering a 3 meter wide frame for our wedding photo.

Well I think she should look at the bigger picture.

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Son’s Train Set

I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it.

I think I managed to cover my tracks.

Smiley laughing at funny one liner

Car Robbers

While driving to work, robbers jumped into my car and stole everything.

They were pirates of the car I be in.

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Strip Club

I went to a strip club at lunchtime today but it wasn’t open.

The sign on the door said, “Sorry, we’re clothed”.

Smiley in sunglasses laughing at really funny joke

Bald Friend

My friend went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him.

He just can’t part with it.

Smiley laughing at funny one liner

A Night In

Last night, I gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish while I went to the bar…

She always said she wanted a night in, shining armor.

Smiley grinning at good joke

Cheapskate

My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life.

I’m not buying it.

Smiley giving thumbs up to funny joke

High Maintenance

The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her.

I said, “No. I can’t deal with high maintenance women.”