We publish a new funny joke of the day every single day!Joke Of The Day

Here at LaffGaff, we publish a brand new funny joke of the day each and every day of the year.

So make sure you keep coming back for your daily laughs!

Here's all our daily jokes:



Daily Jokes

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Lumberjack

A lumberjack went to a magic forest to cut a tree.

Upon arrival at the tree he started swinging at the tree. “But, I’m a talking tree,” said the tree.

“And you will dialogue,” replied the lumberjack.

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Police Record

I got pulled over by the cops and asked if I had a police record.

I said, “No, but I’ve got a Sting album.”

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I’ll Kill Him

If I ever find out the name of the surgeon that screwed up my limb transplant, I’ll kill him …

With my bear hands.

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Break Up

I just text my girlfriend Ruth and told her that its over between us.

I’m Ruthless.

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How much?

If I had a penny for every time someone said they think I have OCD…

I’d have 1,526 pennies.

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What are you doing?

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg…

You can actually hear them say, “What the hell are you doing?”