We publish a new funny joke of the day every single day!Joke Of The Day

Here at LaffGaff, we publish a brand new funny joke of the day each and every day of the year.

So make sure you keep coming back for your daily laughs!

Here's all our daily jokes:



Daily Jokes

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Skin Graft

Does anyone know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn’t family?

Arse skin for a friend.

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Breast Pump

My wife won’t stop complaining about how long she spends breast-pumping for our new son.

She’s really milking it for all it’s worth.

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Couples Therapy

The couples therapist said, “So, tell me what brings you here today?”

My wife said, “It’s really difficult to live with him. He’s so literal.”

I said, “My truck.”

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Ikea Taxes

IKEA has been accused of evading over $500 million in taxes. Apparently, prosecutors have been after them for years…

But they’re having a really hard time putting their case together.

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Bohemian Rhapsody

I’ve just downloaded the Queen movie, Bohemian Rhapsody.

I think it was filmed in a cinema though, as I see a little silhouetto of a man.

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Salmon Clothes

My friend is making a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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Job Offer

I was offered a job today but I turned it down because they were only willing to pay me in vegetables.

The celery was unacceptable.

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Negativity Jar

Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a dollar in…

It’s currently half empty…

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Fish Cakes

A man walks into a seafood store carrying a trout under his arm.

“Do you make fish cakes?” he asked.

“Yes, we do,” replied the fishmonger.

“Great,” said the man, “It’s his birthday.”