We publish a new funny joke of the day every single day!Joke Of The Day

Here at LaffGaff, we publish a brand new funny joke of the day each and every day of the year.

So make sure you keep coming back for your daily laughs!

Here's all our daily jokes:



Daily Jokes

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Snake Con

My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves.

Looks like the boa cons tricked her.

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Low Blood Pressure

My doctor has just diagnosed me as having low blood pressure.

He’s given me a prescription for two Ikea self-assembly wardrobes.

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Funny Word

Asparagus is a funny word.

It sounds like an Italian guy begging you not to kill someone called Gus.

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That Didn’t Take Long!

A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen.

Upon leaving the man’s apartment, the officer found the man’s bag at the bottom of the stairwell.

It was a brief case.

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Wheel Boss

I rang the bicycle factory and asked to speak to whoever was in charge of wheels.

The person who answered said they weren’t there.

I said, “Okay, who are you?”

They said, “His spokes person”.

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Good Advice

My Dad always used to tell me, “Don’t be quick to find faults.”

He was a lovely man. Terrible geologist though.

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Alphabet Soup

When I was little my Dad used to feed me alphabet soup, claiming that I loved it.

I didn’t really – he was just putting words in my mouth.

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Bad Impression

My wife has kicked me out of the house because of my bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions.

But don’t worry…

I’ll return.