We publish a new funny joke of the day every single day!Joke Of The Day

Here at LaffGaff, we publish a brand new funny joke of the day each and every day of the year.

So make sure you keep coming back for your daily laughs!

Here's all our daily jokes:



Daily Jokes

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Sentient Water Basin

In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter.

Let that sink in.

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Elevator Man

I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, “Have a good day, son.”

“Don’t call me son,” I said. “You’re not my dad.”

He scratched his head and said, “No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”.

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Smoke Machines

A sketchy guy just came into my shop and bought six smoke machines, so I called the cops.

I think he must be a part of some extreme mist group.

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Upbringing

My wife always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator.

I guess we are raised differently.

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Day Ends In ‘Y’

A cute girl at work said she’d only go on a date with me on a day that doesn’t end in ‘Y’.

I said, “Great! I’ll pick you up tomorrow!”

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Morning Jog

Every morning for the past six months, I’ve announced loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I haven’t.

It’s a running joke.