Funny Inspirational QuotesWe all need a bit of inspiration and motivation at times. And if you’re anything like us here at LaffGaff, then you prefer your inspiration to be humorous. And you can’t get more humorous than these funny inspirational quotes from a variety of sources!

So enjoy reading them, laugh and be inspired!

Funny Inspirational Quotes

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. ~ Groucho Marx
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. ~ Dalai Lama
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. ~ Martha Graham
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily. ~ Zig Ziglar
You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time? ~ Unknown
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. ~ Will Rogers
The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do. ~ Steve Jobs
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. ~ Thomas Edison
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. ~ Steven Wright
When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard,” I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?” ~ Sydney Harris
Age is not important unless you’re a cheese. ~ Billie Burke
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. ~ Marilyn Monroe
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. ~ Josh Billings
Change is not a four letter word, but often your reaction to it is. ~ Jeffrey Gitomer
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward. ~ James Thurber
A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. ~ Unknown
When something goes wrong in your life just yell “PLOT TWIST”, and move on. ~ Molly Weis
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. ~ Mark Twain
Hope is the little voice you hear whisper “Maybe” when it seems the entire world is shouting “No!” ~ Unknown
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. ~ Truman Capote
When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. ~ Henny Youngman
There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. ~ Roger Staubach
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. ~ Will Rogers
Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen. ~ Unknown

Funny Inspirational Quotes

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