Frog Jokes & Puns
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Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Open toad sandals.
Kermit the Fog.
At the spawn shop.
A croaker spaniel.
A hot frog.
A frog with hiccups.
Because they always make jump shots.
He was afraid of getting toad.
A frog with the chicken pox.
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A bunny ribbit.
A frog rolling down a hill.
No, I always walk this way.
A frog with a hand-grenade.
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
When it's being toad.
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
They Kermit suicide.
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
French flies and a diet croak.
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
A croak and dagger agent.
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
Because he was newt to the area.
They get tongue tied.
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
In the croakroom.
He wanted to robbit.
A bull frog.
He says to her, "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $10,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog tells her his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral, to which the frog replies, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $10,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant to show the manager. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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