Funny Fishing Jokes & Fish Jokes
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The guy said, "Can you hold the line?"
I said, "No."
One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
In a river bank.
In a clam-bulance.
The guy's confused so he asks, "What are you doing?"
The old man replies, "Fishing for idiots."
"Sounds good," says the guy. "Can I join you?"
The old man says, "Of course you can. Sit down here next to me, son."
So the guy sits down and casts an imaginary rod out.
Then he asks the old man, "So, how many idiots have you caught today, then?"
The old man replies, "You're the third this morning."
A loan shark
Drop it a line.
He's got longer arms.
He pulled a mussel.
All I caught was two bluebottles.
On a golf carp.
It had a great cast in it.
Because they swim in schools.
In a river bed.
They start on a small scale.
The boss asks him, "Why not?" The guy says "It's my eyes." "Why? What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. The guy says, "I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead."
The boss asks him, "Why not?"
The guy says "It's my eyes."
"Why? What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss.
The guy says, "I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead."
They're afraid of the net.
Jack the Kipper.
Eventually he said to me, "Why don't you give it a go?"
I said, "No thanks. I don't have the patience."
Because they can't walk.
You can't tuna fish.
Tell it a whale of a tale.
A bass guitar.
Fish and ships.
"I'm off the hook."
Jim took off his hat and put it over his heart until the funeral service had passed by.
Joe said "Gee Jim, I didn't know you had it in you!"
Jim replied, "It's the least I could do. After all I was married to her for 30 years."
Two haddock got battered.
The prawn broker.
They have their own scales.
In a river basin.
At a whale way station.
I just know there's a big catch involved somewhere.
As he does so, a loud voice from above says, "There are no fish down there."
So the drunk fisherman walks several yards away and drills another hole.
As he peers into it he again hears a voice say, "There's no fish down there."
So he walks about 20 yards away and drills another hole.
Once again the voice says, "There's no fish down there."
The fisherman looks up to the sky and asks, "God, is that you?"
"No, you idiot," says the voice. "It's the rink manager."
Cut off it's nose.
They make love for hours. Afterwards, while they're just laying there, her phone rings.
The woman answers and has a short conversation.
When she hangs up her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh," she replies, "That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
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