These jokes certainly aren’t bad for your ‘elf! In fact, they’re our favorite funny elf jokes of all time.
So we hope you find them as hilarious as we do. Enjoy!
Funny Elf Jokes
What’s Santa’s tax status?
What does Santa do with overweight elves?
He sends them to the elf farm.
How do elves get from floor to floor?
In the elf-avator.
What do you call an elf who’s won the lottery?
Why does Santa owe everything to the elves?
Because he’s an elf-made man.
What’s a female elf called?
What kind of music do elves like best?
Why kind of photographs do elves like taking?
Where do elves go when they’re sick?
To the elf center.
What do you call an elf with a skin disease?
What’s the first thing elves are taught in school?
What do elves sing to Santa on his birthday?
Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow.
What’s an elf’s favorite type of bread?
What do you call an elf who sings?
Why do elves make good listeners?
Because they’re all ears.
What kind of cars do elves drive?
Who is the elves favorite singer?
Where do elves go to dance?
Why do none of the elves names begin with ‘S’?
Because that would be selfish.
How do elves greet each other?
“Small world, isn’t it?”
Why did Santa’s help go to see the doctor?
Because he had low elf-esteem.
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas card.
What kind of money is used by elves?
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
What do you call an elf walking backwards?
Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace?
Because he wanted to sleep like a log.
How do elves communicate with one another?
On their elf phones.
What do you call a holistic elf doctor?
Funny Elf Jokes
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