Funny Elephant Puns
We love elephants here at LaffGaff, and so in tribute to these magnificent beasts here's a selection of our favorite elephant puns.
You'd have to be a real Dumbo to miss out on them - they're unforgettable.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
The elephant-om of the opera.
A jumbo jet.
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
Because he only had a little trunk.
The elephant walked over and kicked the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
A passing giraffe who happened to see this happen asked the elephant, "Why did you do that?"
The elephant replied, "Because I recognized it as the same turtle that bit my trunk 38 years ago."
The giraffe said, "Wow, what a memory you've got!"
"Yes," said the elephant, proudly. "Turtle recall."
They said "Thanks."
I said "Don't mention it."
Eleph-ino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know!")
A pair of swimming trunks.
The Elephant-om of the Opera.
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