A collection of funny Easter jokes for kids (and big kids too!)Funny Easter Jokes For Kids

Easter is a great time for kids - they get to go on Easter egg hunts and eat loads of chocolate. To celebrate the occasion, here are our favorite funny Easter jokes for kids...

(If you're looking for funny Easter jokes for adults, click here)


What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?

"It's been nice gnawing you."

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

He was having a bad hare day!

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?

Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a lumberjack?

One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?

Basket-ball, of course...

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

Eggs-ercise and hare-obics.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

How did the Easter Bunny dry himself after he got caught in the rain?

With a hare-dryer!

How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?

He said it was eggs-cellent!

Why did the Easter egg hide?

He was a little chicken.

Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?

It might crack up!

What do you get if you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?

Hip Hop.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-day.

Funny Easter Jokes For Kids

If you liked our funny Easter jokes for kids, why not check out the rest of our site? For example, our stupid jokes for kids or our maths jokes for kids. Not to mention our other holiday jokes including these:

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