Funny Christmas Quotes

Christmas is a time of joy and laughter. Most of the time... These funny Christmas quotes sum up perfectly both the highs and the lows of Christmas time.

Enjoy them, and we wish you a Merry Christmas!

Funny Pj. J. O'Rourke quote about Christmas

It's customarily said that Christmas is done 'for the kids'. Considering how awful Christmas is and how little our society likes children, this must be true. ~ P. J. O' Rourke

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough - Anonymous quote

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. ~ Anonymous

I love Christmas. I recieve a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange. - Henry Youngman quote

I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange. ~ Henry Youngman

I Love The Christmas Tide - Carolyn Wells

I love the Christmas-tide and yet,

I notice this, each year I live;

I always like the gifts I get,

But how I love the gifts I give!

~ Carolyn Wells

Our Children Await Christmas - Marcelene Cox

Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting election returns; there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in. ~ Marcelene Cox

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Victor Borge

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. ~ Victor Borge

Funny Christmas Quotes - People are so worried ...

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~ Anonymous

A Lovely Thing - Garrison Keillor Quote

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. ~ Garrison Keillor

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