Chicken Jokes & Puns
If you're looking for funny chicken jokes and puns, you've come to eggs-actly the right place!
That's because we've laid out all our favorite eggs-amples of the genre below. We're not yolking either; they're eggs-tremely hen-tertaining!
To prove he wasn't chicken.
He was a double-crosser.
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Attila the Hen.
Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
She was no spring chicken.
A chicken that makes music when you pluck it.
I don't know.
To get to the idiot's house. Knock Knock.
A chick flick.
A chicken walks up to him and says, "Don't do it, man. You'll never hear the end of it."
An alarm cluck.
The police suspect fowl play.
Poultry in motion.
A brick layer.
He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 50 mph.
He accelerated to 60, and the chicken stayed right next to him.
He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed him.
The man then noticed that the chicken had three legs. So, he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm.
He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?"
The farmer said, "Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire."
The man asked him how they tasted.
The farmer replied, "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."
Because talk is cheep.
She lays hand gren-eggs.
I think I'll just wing it.
She wanted to lay it on the line.
A chicken in a mine field.
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.
Dad, look what marma-laid!
The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"
"Two years," says the man.
"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the doctor.
The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."
She wanted to stretch her legs.
He wanted to get to the other slide.
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
Because he works for chicken feed.
An alarm cluck.
They go on peck-nics.
The doctor asks, "How long has this been going on?"
The man replies, "Ever since I was an egg."
It was egg-spelled.
A cuckoo cluck.
"I have the people-pox."
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.
A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens because all the second lot had also died.
"But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot, "I think I'm planting them too deep."
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
She was tickled to death.
You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours.
A hen that lays odds.
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