Funny Bumper StickersOne of the joys of motoring is the chance it gives you to laugh at the funny bumper stickers people put on their cars these days. Yeah, some of them can be trite and cliched but some of them are just downright pure genius. So we proudly present this collection of our favorite funny bumper stickers.

We hope you enjoy them.

Funny Bumper Stickers

The closer you get, the slower I’ll drive.
I’d tell you to go to hell but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.
I was so drunk once, I asked my shower to stop crying.
Driver carries no cash. He’s married.
I’ll believe people are corporations when Texas eecutes one.
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
Free airbag test. Come a little closer.
Sorry for driving so close in front of you.
My other ride is your Mom.
Even if the voices aren’t real, they have some good ideas,
Please don’t hit me; I’m not 100% sure about my coverage.
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
What if the whole world farted at once?
I’m not anti-social, I’m anti-idiot.
Redhead. Proceed with caution.
If it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I’m only speeding because I really have to poop.
4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.
I’m not your wife, so get off my ass!
American men are big on Viagra.
You can fix stupid. Not even with duct tape.
Even though this is a stupid sticker, you’re squinting to read it.
I’m having an out-of-money experience.
Don’t follow me, I’m lost.
Trust me, that squirrel was an asshole.
Caution! I go from 0 to bitch in 2.5 seconds.
All men are animals. Some just make better pets.

Funny Bumper Stickers

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