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We don't generally go in for gutter humor here at LaffGaff, but we make an exception when it comes to funny bowling puns.

Even if you don't like the game, these puns are so hilarious they'll bowl you over.

Enjoy!

I like bowling.

It's right up my alley.

I had a job at the bowling alley. Not for long though, I was only tenpin.

I wanted to go bowling but the pins were on strike.

Which bowler floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee?

Muhammad Alley.

Why should bowling alleys be quiet?

So you can hear a pin drop.

I've left my bowling balls at home. Have you got any to spare?

Old bowlers don't die they just end up in the gutter.

After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open, we finally got the ball rolling.

I was going to tell you a really bad bowling pun but I thought I'd spare you.

I went bowling with an army general the other day. He started bowling before I'd even entered his name on the scoreboard - he launched a pre-emptive strike.

Do bowlers always have time to spare?

When I go bowling, the bowl always ends up in the gutter.

That's just how I roll.

What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.

Bowling is a sport for people who have talent to spare.

What do a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?

They both want a turkey.

Bowlers do it in alleys.

My favorite sport is bowling because I always strike out with the girls.

Why do bowlers make bad employees?

Because they're always going on strike.

A little old man with a bowling ball in each of his front trouser pockets boards a bus.

He sits down next to a beautiful young blonde who can't help but glance quizzically at the man and his bulging pockets.

After a few uneasy minutes of her staring at him, the little old man can take no more.

"Bowling balls," he nods reassuringly.

The blonde seems a little shocked, but just carries on staring as she thinks to herself.

A few moments later, she asks, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

What's the best holiday to go bowling?

Thanksgiving, because you get turkeys.

If you can't hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling. 

What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?

Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.

Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were all keen bowlers.

However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire.

Thus we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

Why do bad bowlers pay so much to play?

It's a bum per lane.

Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?

Because after getting a strike, they spike the ball.

Did you know the best football players are super bowlers?

How much should one bowling game cost?

Ten pinnies.

What did one pin say to the other?

Let's never split.

What do you call the toilet at an AMF?

The boweling alley.

My bowling team is called "Lightning" because we get so many strikes.

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