Funny Bat Jokes
We were going to try and come up with some bat puns for this introduction, but we decided to just wing it! That doesn't mean these bat jokes aren't hilarious though.
No, you'd bat-ter believe it - these are the best bat jokes around!
So enjoy them...
Love at first byte.
Because coffee keeps them awake at night.
She bats her eyes.
They both come out at night.
By the handle.
Because bats sleep during the day.
A lot of blind dates.
Because he had bat breath.
In the blood bank.
Let's hang around together.
Through the bat flap.
In their bat pack..
Watch your battitude.
In batting cages.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure didn't!"
A hamburger that bites back.
Their bats flew away.
In the bat room.
They use their wing mirrors.
The first one said, "You know, since the summer started I've been having a lot of trouble with bats in the loft and attic at my church. I've tried everything - noise, spray, cats - nothing seems to scare them away."
The second pastor replied, "Me too. I've got hundreds of those things living in my belfry and in the narthex attic. I had the whole place fumigated, but they still won’t go away."
The third pastor then said, "I had that problem a while ago. So I baptized them and made them members of the church. Haven't seen one back since!"
If you enjoyed this collection of funny bat jokes, be sure to check out the rest of our Halloween jokes too, including these: