The NFL has the highest average attendance of any sports league in the world and the Super Bowl is one of the most watched sporting event in the world too (source: Wikipedia). If the sport is so popular, then surely football pick up lines must be too!
So give some of these funny football pick up lines a try and see if you can score a touchdown.
Funny Football Pick Up Lines
I wish you were on the football team because I’d love to see your backfield in motion.
Hey girl, how about you make like the Patriots and deflate these balls.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Do you play football?
Because you’ve got a tight end.
Baby, I always go to extra time.
You’re so hot, I’d let you penetrate my defense.
Can I get your jersey?
(What?)
You know your name and number.
You’ve intercepted my heart.
Consider this your two-minute warning…
Before I kiss you.
Good game – you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
I want to ride you until your legs give out.
I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it’d look even better on my bedroom floor.
I’ve proven to a lot of people that size doesn’t matter.
Tonight it’s your turn.
I definitely plan to go for two after I score.
I’d love to touchdown in your end zone.
Instead of zone defense, can we try some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
I’ve never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won’t be my first.
Wanna be my receiver tonight?
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Are you an eligible receiver…
Of my phone number?
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