Women laughing at hilarious joke

You Are Adopted

My dad said to me, “Son, I want you to know you were adopted.”

I said, “You’ve got to be kidding me! Is that really true?”

He said, “Yes, get your things together. They’re picking you up in about an hour.”

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Funny Short Joke

Quitting Smoking

This guy always smoked two cigarettes at a time. If anyone ever asked him why, he would always answer, “I’m smoking one for myself and one for my brother who is in jail.”

One day he was only smoking one cigarette. Someone asked him “Is your brother out of jail?”

He replied, “No, I quit.”

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