Electrical And Electrician Jokes And Puns
Electrician jokes are always current! And it takes a real bright spark to come up with these electrical jokes and puns. Your brain definitely has to be wired in a certain type of way to conductor a conversation using these jokes.
Some of them are old, but some of them are current, and while we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our collection of the very best electrician jokes and puns. You're bound to laugh at them until it Hertz.
Now they've gone into liquidation.
A pair of shocks.
The Ohm Depot.
So I tasered her.
I'll ask her again when she wakes up.
"How hard can it be?" he said.
I think he's in for a shock.
The superconductor left without resistance.
His wife asks him, "Wire you insulate?"
He replies, "Watt's it to you? I'm Ohm, aren't I?"
Finally, the day had arrived. The chemist was due to go first.
As he strapped him in, the executioner asked him, "Do you have anything you want to say?"
The chemist replied, "No," so the executioner flicked the switch but nothing happened. According to this State's law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner has to be released. So the chemist was unstrapped and allowed to walk free.
It was the biologist's turn next.
As he was being strapped in, the executioner asked him, "Do you have anything you want to say?"
The biologist replied, "No, just get on with it" so the executioner flicked the switch, but once again nothing happened. So, just like the chemist, the biologist was released.
Then the electrical engineer was brought forward.
The executioner asked him, "Do you have anything you want to say?"
The engineer replied, "Yes. If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might just make this thing work."
She was shocking in bed.
His first friend confides to the other two, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
The second friend then also confides, "Wow, me too! I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy thinks for a minute and then says, "You know - I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."
Both his friends look at him in complete disbelief.
Paddy sees them looking at him and says, "No, seriously. The other day I came home early and found a jockey under our bed."
It was well wired.
He said, "Really? Which other companies are after you?"
I said, "The electric company, the gas company and the phone company.
I can't believe how much I was charged.
Fair enough, I guess. I am an electrician on a film set.
He's a light fitter.
I don't know, I've never seen one stand up.
A careless electrician.
I told them it was a death trap.
Because they are current specialists.
God doesn't think he's an electrician.
I really get a charge out of you.
''Four hundred dollars! For an hour's work?'' shouts the attorney. ''That's ridiculous! I'm an attorney and even I don't charge that much.''
The electrician replies, ''Funny, when I was an attorney I didn't either!''
Electrical And Electrician Jokes
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