I’ve invented an invisibility cloak – anything under becomes completely invisible.
I’m still working out the kinks though… You can still see the cloak itself.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up.
One child stood up and the teacher was surprised.
She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?”
He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”