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Same Names

Did you hear about the drummer who gave all his daughters the same name?

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.

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Password Advice

Set your WiFi password to fourwordsalluppercase.

Then when someone asks tell them, “One word all lower case, four words all upper case.”

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Google Glasses

I asked my son what he wants me to get him for Christmas.

He said, “Google Glasses!”

I said, “OK, but I already know what glasses are!”

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Knitting Sheep

I read an article earlier that said it actually takes three sheep to make one sweater.

I didn’t even know they could knit!

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Elvis Tribute Act

I called to buy tickets for an Elvis tribute act.

It was an automated phone system which said, “Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show…”

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Free Wifi

I dunno what this WiFi dude did…

But I’ve seen a ton of bars and restaurants demanding his freedom lately.