Funny Short Joke

Taxi Home Joke

I got a taxi home last night and when it pulled up the driver said “That’ll be six dollars, please.”

I said “I’ve only got 5, can you reverse a bit?”

Women laughing at hilarious joke

Man Of Mystery

I was at a job interview today.

The interviewer said to me, “On your CV, it says that you’re a man of mystery.”

I said, “That’s correct.”

He said, “Would you like to elaborate?”

I said, “No.”

Funny Short Joke

Stand Up

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up.

One child stood up and the teacher was surprised.

She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?”

He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”