Short Funny Jokes

What Was I Thinking Of

I was in an English exam and they asked “Write the past tense of ‘Think'”.

I thought and thought about this for ages.

Eventually, I went for ‘Thunk’.

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I Had A Dream

I had a dream last night where I was driving with one hand and flipping pancakes with the other.

I was tossing and turning all night.

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Space Invader

One of my mates told me that I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space.

Which was an incredibly unnecessary and hurtful thing to say.

It ruined our bath.

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Upside Down Joke

The other week the police arrived on the scene to find me upside down in my car.

They told me not to be so silly, and to sit properly…..

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Taxi Home Joke

I got a taxi home last night and when it pulled up the driver said “That’ll be six dollars, please.”

I said “I’ve only got 5, can you reverse a bit?”

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Man Of Mystery

I was at a job interview today.

The interviewer said to me, “On your CV, it says that you’re a man of mystery.”

I said, “That’s correct.”

He said, “Would you like to elaborate?”

I said, “No.”

Funny Short Joke

Stand Up

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up.

One child stood up and the teacher was surprised.

She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?”

He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”