Dorky Pick Up Lines
A dork is someone who’s quirky and may have some odd interests. The good thing about dorks is that they don’t really care what anyone else thinks about them. Which is probably just as well if they plan on using any of the dorky pick up lines below.
So discover your inner dork, lose your inhibitions and try out some of these great dorky pick up lines on the object of your desire.
Let’s make love like Pi, girl – irrational and never-ending!
It’s a good thing I brought my library card with me, because I’m checkin’ you out!
People call me Steve, but you can call me tonight…
You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.
You must be a red blood cell, because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight to my heart.
I’m no photographer but I can picture us together.
Is this a trick? Because you’re such a treat!
Girl, if I was an enzyme I would be DNA helicase… So I could unzip those genes.
Forget hydrogen – you’re my number one element.
I’m not being obtuse but you’re acute girl.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.
You’re like an exothermic reaction – you spread your hotness everywhere.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
If I went binary, you’d be my number one.
Do you have any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
Is the airport somewhere around here, or is it just my heart I feel taking off?
I hope you know CPR, because you’re taking my breath away!
You’re so hot girl, you turn my software into hardware.
Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you. And according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.
Can I be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state?
If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Excuse me, but can you empty your pockets please? I believe you’ve stolen my heart.
Is your dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Damn, girl, are you sitting on an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Wow baby, you overclock my processor!
Are you into chess? Because I think you’ve just met your match.
Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
I’m invisible? (Really?) What, can you see me? (Yeah!) Ok, how about tomorrow night?
I’m not a grocery item, but I can tell when you’re checking me out.
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to phone home when I met the girl of my dreams.
If I were a function you’d be my asymptote. I always tend towards you.
Hey girl, what’s your sine? It must pi/2 because you are the 1.
You must have strongly moving electric charges. ‘Cause you’re quote attractive.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
If I were a neurotransmitter, I’d be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
My love for you is like a concave up function. ‘Cause it’s always increasing.
You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
Dorky Pick Up Lines
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