Dirty Riddles For Adults
The answers to these seemingly dirty riddles for adults aren't exactly what they appear to be.
Give them a try and see just how dirty your mind is!
Warning - be aware these riddles are only suitable for adults, not for kids.
What goes in dry and hard but comes out soft and wet?
Reveal AnswerA sponge.
What four letter word that ends in "k" means the same as intercourse?
Reveal AnswerTalk.
Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you're bored. O
nce you're married, you're stuck with the same one forever. What is it?
Reveal AnswerA ring.
What's six inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun
if it vibrates?
Reveal AnswerA toothbrush.
You play with it at night in bed. you're not allowed to fiddle
with it a work. Only very special people are allowed to touch it. What is it?
Reveal AnswerA smart phone.
What's long and hard and has cum in it?
Reveal AnswerA cucumber.
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hat does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants?
Reveal AnswerHer voice.
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hat goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?
Reveal AnswerAn elevator.
What does a cow have four of that a woman only has two of?
Reveal AnswerLegs.
I sometimes cause pain when I go in. I'll fill your holes if
you ask me to. I ask you to spit not swallow. What am I?
Reveal AnswerA dentist.
What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?
Reveal AnswerMoney.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's is really long. Michael J. Fox's is really short.
Mickey Mouse's isn't human. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it?
Reveal AnswerA last name.
What does a dog do that you can step into?
Reveal AnswerPants.
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hat starts with "p" and ends with "orn" and is really popular in the movie industry?
Reveal AnswerPopcorn.
What four letter word begins with "f" and ends with "k", and if you can't get
one you can use your hands instead?
Reveal AnswerA fork.
It's fun to do but you hate knowing your parents do it too. What is it?
Reveal AnswerFacebook.
What four letter word ends in "it" and can be found at the bottom of
bird cages?
Reveal AnswerGrit.
Every man has one. Some are big, some are small. It feels great when you blow it, b
ut it drips if you aren't careful. What is it?
Reveal AnswerA nose.
What word starts with "c" and ends with "t" and is synonymous with pussy?
Reveal AnswerCat.
What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a
hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?
Reveal AnswerA seatbelt.
What does a man have that gets bigger if it's properly stimulated?
Reveal AnswerThe pupil of his eye.
What's white, gooey, sticky, and better to spit than swallow?
Reveal AnswerToothpaste.
What does a man have in his trousers that a lady doesn't want in her face?
Reveal AnswerWrinkles.
It involves a bed. Some people prefer it on top, while others prefer it
on the bottom. What is it?
Reveal AnswerA bunk bed.
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'm hard and hairy on the outside but soft and wet on the inside. My name begins with "c", ends in "t", and there's a "u" and "n" in between them. What am i?
Reveal AnswerA coconut.
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hat's beautiful and natural, but gets long and prickly if it isn't trimmed regularly?
Reveal AnswerGrass.
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have a stiff shaft and my tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
Reveal AnswerAn arrow.
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go in hard and come out soft. I never mind if you blow me. What am I?
Reveal AnswerBubblegum.
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