A selection of seemingly dirty riddles for adults but with innocent answersDirty Riddles For Adults

The answers to these seemingly dirty riddles for adults aren't exactly what they appear to be.

Give them a try and see just how dirty your mind is!

Warning - be aware these riddles are only suitable for adults, not for kids.

What goes in dry and hard but comes out soft and wet?

Reveal Answer

A sponge.

What four letter word that ends in "k" means the same as intercourse?

Reveal Answer

Talk.

Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you're bored. Once you're married, you're stuck with the same one forever. What is it?

Reveal Answer

A ring.

What's six inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?

Reveal Answer

A toothbrush.

You play with it at night in bed. you're not allowed to fiddle with it a work. Only very special people are allowed to touch it. What is it?

Reveal Answer

A smart phone.

What's long and hard and has cum in it?

Reveal Answer

A cucumber.

What does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants?

Reveal Answer

Her voice.

What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?

Reveal Answer

An elevator.

What does a cow have four of that a woman only has two of?

Reveal Answer

Legs.

I sometimes cause pain when I go in. I'll fill your holes if you ask me to. I ask you to spit not swallow. What am I?

Reveal Answer

A dentist.

What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?

Reveal Answer

Money.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's is really long. Michael J. Fox's is really short. Mickey Mouse's isn't human. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it?

Reveal Answer

A last name.

What does a dog do that you can step into?

Reveal Answer

Pants.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" and is really popular in the movie industry?

Reveal Answer

Popcorn.

What four letter word begins with "f" and ends with "k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands instead?

Reveal Answer

A fork.

It's fun to do but you hate knowing your parents do it too. What is it?

Reveal Answer

Facebook.

What four letter word ends in "it" and can be found at the bottom of bird cages?

Reveal Answer

Grit.

Every man has one. Some are big, some are small. It feels great when you blow it, but it drips if you aren't careful. What is it?

Reveal Answer

A nose.

What word starts with "c" and ends with "t" and is synonymous with pussy?

Reveal Answer

Cat.

What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?

Reveal Answer

A seatbelt.

What does a man have that gets bigger if it's properly stimulated?

Reveal Answer

The pupil of his eye.

What's white, gooey, sticky, and better to spit than swallow?

Reveal Answer

Toothpaste.

What does a man have in his trousers that a lady doesn't want in her face?

Reveal Answer

Wrinkles.

It involves a bed. Some people prefer it on top, while others prefer it on the bottom. What is it?

Reveal Answer

bunk bed.

I'm hard and hairy on the outside but soft and wet on the inside. My name begins with "c", ends in "t", and there's a "u" and "n" in between them. What am i?

Reveal Answer

A coconut.

What's beautiful and natural, but gets long and prickly if it isn't trimmed regularly?

Reveal Answer

Grass.

I have a stiff shaft and my tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

Reveal Answer

An arrow.

I go in hard and come out soft. I never mind if you blow me. What am I?

Reveal Answer

Bubblegum.

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