Dirty Riddles For Adults
The answers to these seemingly dirty riddles for adults aren't exactly what they appear to be.
Give them a try and see just how dirty your mind is!
Warning - be aware these riddles are only suitable for adults, not for kids.
What goes in dry and hard but comes out soft and wet?
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What four letter word that ends in "k" means the same as intercourse?
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Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you're bored. Once you're married, you're stuck with the same one forever. What is it?
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What's six inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
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You play with it at night in bed. You're not allowed to fiddle with it a work. Only very special people are allowed to touch it. What is it?
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What's long and hard and has cum in it?
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What does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants?
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What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?
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What does a cow have four of that a woman only has two of?
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I sometimes cause pain when I go in. I'll fill your holes if you ask me to. I ask you to spit not swallow. What am I?
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What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?
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Arnold Schwarzenegger's is really long. Michael J. Fox's is really short. Mickey Mouse's isn't human. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it?
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What does a dog do that you can step into?
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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" and is really popular in the movie industry?
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What four letter word begins with "f" and ends with "k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands instead?
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It's fun to do but you hate knowing your parents do it too. What is it?
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What four letter word ends in "it" and can be found at the bottom of bird cages?
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Every man has one. Some are big, some are small. It feels great when you blow it, but it drips if you aren't careful. What is it?
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What word starts with "c" and ends with "t" and is synonymous with pussy?
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What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?
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What does a man have that gets bigger if it's properly stimulated?
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What's white, gooey, sticky, and better to spit than swallow?
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What does a man have in his trousers that a lady doesn't want in her face?
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It involves a bed. Some people prefer it on top, while others prefer it on the bottom. What is it?
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I'm hard and hairy on the outside but soft and wet on the inside. My name begins with "c", ends in "t", and there's a "u" and "n" in between them. What am i?
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What's beautiful and natural, but gets long and prickly if it isn't trimmed regularly?
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I have a stiff shaft and my tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
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I go in hard and come out soft. I never mind if you blow me. What am I?
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