Funny Dinosaur Puns & Jokes
Funny dinosaur puns and jokes will never be extinct. Not while we're around anyway.
And to prove it, we've gathered together this collection of the best and funniest examples.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
How did dinosaurs decorate their bathrooms?
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
Trying to put dinosaur skeletons back together must be a mammoth task.
Which dinosaur could never decide whether to leave or not?
Who used to enforce law and order in prehistoric times?
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
How do sales people approach dinosaurs in clothes shops?
Try, sir, a top?
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when they go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
What kind of dinosaur never gives up?
How did the T-rex feel after working out?
What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with explosives?
Which dinosaur should never stay out in the rain?
What do you call a scared dinosaur?
A nervous rex.
Which dinosaur always shoots first and asks questions later?
What do you call it when a dinosaur has a car accident?
A tyrannosaurus wreck.
What do you call a dinosaur who keeps you awake at night?
A bronto-snore-us (or a dino-snore).
What does a T-rex's play on at the playground?
Which dinosaur never has any money?
Who makes the best clothes for prehistoric animals?
What's the most frightening dinosaur?
Where did prehistoric reptiles do their shopping?
At the dino-store.