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Dental Puns, Jokes And Humor
At the filling station.
Police are treating it as an axe-i-dental death.
The dentist thinks, “Wow! This is one brave guy asking to have a tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain.”
So he says to the man, “Sure Sir, which tooth is it?”
The guy turns to his wife and says, “Open your mouth and show him, dear.”
It’s deeply unnerving.
He braced himself.
Tooth hurty (2:30)
A little plaque.
I think he was brushing me off.
Because they always look down in the mouth.
He said, “Say, Aahhh”
I said, “Why?”
He said, “My dog’s died.”
The patient is confused, “Why should I do that?”
“The waiting room’s full and the football starts in ten minutes.”
At the end of the date, she said she’d had a great time and she’d like to see me again in 6 month’s time.
He was already taking a tooth out.
The dentist gives him some anesthesia and then quickly pulls out the tooth.
He says to the patient, “That’ll be $500, please.”
The patient says, “What! $500 for 5 minutes of extraction work? That’s a complete rip-off!”
The dentist replies, “Well, I can make it longer if you’d like.”
I’ve got a gold filling.
The dentist is taking me out tonight.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
They have fillings too.
A molar bear.
They fought tooth and nail.
They get on extremely well and when the bar closes they decide to go back to the girl’s place for a drink.
After a few drinks, things are getting a bit frisky. The guy takes off his shirt and washes his hands.
He then takes off his socks and washes his hands.
The girl says to him, “You must be a dentist!”
The guy is amazed and says, “Well yes, but that’s amazing. How did you know that?”
The woman replies, “That’s easy. You keep washing your hands.”
Anyway, after that things get even friskier and they end up in bed, where one thing leads to another.
After their passionate love making is over the woman says, “Wow, you must be a great dentist!”
The guy is a bit taken aback but pleased nonetheless and says, “Yeah, I sure am a great dentist. But how did you know that?”
The woman says, “That’s easy. I didn’t feel a thing.”
He’s a compulsive abscessive.
He said, “I’m going to put this brace on you as a stop-gap measure.”
Looking for the root canal.
I had the last laugh though.
Because they’re so filling.
You have a hole in one.
To get a new crown.
“Yeah, that’s no problem,” he said.
On Friday he came up to me and said, “What’s this? You’ve put on your timesheet that you finished at 5 o’clock on Monday.”
I replied, “Yeah I know. I told you I’d make the time up.”
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