Cute Pick Up LinesCute Pick Up Lines For Guys

If you like someone and want to talk to them, then you will need a great opening line to get them to warm to you. In this situation, flattery definitely does get you somewhere and there are no better icebreakers than funny pick up lines and cute pick up lines.

Everyone loves to receive compliments and to be told how wonderful they are, but you have to do it in the right way so that you don’t come across as cheesy or worse.  And that’s where cute pick up lines come in.

So to help you, here is a collection of the best cute pick up lines for guys that should soften the hardest of female hearts.

Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?

Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?

You wanna know the best thing in my life? It’s the first word of this sentence.

If you’re here, who’s running heaven?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

Are you an alien because you just abducted my heart?

Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.

Where do you hide your halo?

You’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute.

You look familiar – did we have class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.

You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.

If you hold 8 roses in front of a mirror, you’ll see 9 of the most beautiful things in the world.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my life, I’d be holding a galaxy.

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it.

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.

There’s 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot U R A Q T.

Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

You look a lot like my next girlfriend.

I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.

Are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?

I’m no photographer but I can picture us together.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.

Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d be walking through my garden forever.

My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl in here. Do you want to use their money to buy drinks?

I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

I had to come over to tell you Cupid called. He says to tell you he needs my heart back.

There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.

It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

I know someone who likes you. If I wasn’t so shy, I’d tell you who.

This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen; until I met you.

Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

You look cold. Do you want to use me as a blanket?

If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

I have had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So would you smile for me?

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you the room became beautiful.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.

There are many fish in the sea but you’re the only one that’s caught my eye.

I just had to come over and talk to you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

If I had to choose between breathing and loving you…. I’d take my last breath to say “I Love You”

Hi, my friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t. I think you’re absolutely gorgeous.

Do you wear contacts?! (she says no…) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!

(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today… all the blue is in your eyes.

Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.

Do you want to see a picture of the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen? (Hold up a mirror)

Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea.

I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you?

How does it feel? (She asks, “What?”) You say “To be the only star in the sky.”

We must be near an airport because my heart just took off when I saw you.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Please don’t go or else I will have to call the cops. Because you stole my heart.

You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

I’ll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I’ll stop loving you.

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