Classic Jokes – Golden Not Olden
Some classic jokes are just golden not olden.
They never grow old but remain funny throughout the generations no matter how many times they’re retold.
Here is a selection of our all-time favorite classic jokes that have stood the test of time.
He said, “How flexible are you?”
I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
“That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“It’s not unusual.”
I’ve lost three days already.
One goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to Spain and is named Juan.
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum.
Upon receiving it, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband said: “But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
Later I phoned her up for a date but she’d popped her clogs.
After an hour, the manager came out and asked them to disperse.
“But why?” they asked.
“Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
He sent in 10 different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.
It came in at quarter past four.
The first woman says, “My dog’s so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.”
The second woman replies, “I know…”
The first woman is surprised and asks, “How do you know?”
The second woman says, “My dog told me.”