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Have some festive fun with these Christmas riddles suitable for all ages.

And if you enjoy them, check out our Christmas trivia questions too!

What’s so special about the Christmas alphabet?

Reveal Answer
There’s Noel.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

Reveal Answer
In the dictionary.
What’s red and white and goes up and down and up and down?

Reveal Answer
Santa Claus stuck in an elevator.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

Reveal Answer
A pine-apple.
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?

Reveal Answer
The turkey, because he’s always stuffed.
Which one of Santa’s reindeer can be seen on Valentine’s Day?

Reveal Answer
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?

Reveal Answer
Because he felt his presents.
When Santa Claus sets off from the North Pole on Christmas Eve, in which direction does he travel?

Reveal Answer
South. Everywhere is south from the North Pole.
What do you get if you cross a duck with some mistletoe?

Reveal Answer
A Christmas quacker.
Why is Rudolph so good at answering trivia questions?

Reveal Answer
He nose a lot.
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas time?

Reveal Answer
Cross mouse cards.
What did the bald man say when he was given a comb for Christmas?

Reveal Answer
Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
What do vampires put on their Christmas turkey?

Reveal Answer
What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?

Reveal Answer
You get tinselitis.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Reveal Answer
It’s Christmas, Eve.
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?

Reveal Answer
Santa Paws.
How do Christmas trees keep their breath fresh?

Reveal Answer
What did Santa say when his toys were naughty?

Reveal Answer
Toys will be toys.
What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?

Reveal Answer
The letter ‘D’.

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