Christmas knock knock jokes to celebrate the festive seasonChristmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock! Who's there? The very best Christmas knock knock jokes, that's who!

Enjoy them and have a great Christmas!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive the other reindeer.

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Who's there?

Donut.

Donut who?

Donut open till Christmas.

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Who's there?

Arthur.

Arthur who?

Arthur any mince pies left?

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Who's there?

Pudding.

Pudding who?

Pudding up the Christmas decorations.

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Who's there?

Ho Ho.

Ho Ho who?

Your Santa impression needs a little work!

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Who's there?

Alaska.

Alaska who?

Alaska Santa for a new bike.

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Who's there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow business like show business!

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Who's there?

Hannah.

Hannah who?

Hannah partridge in a pear tree.

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Who's there?

Coal.

Coal who?

Coal me if you hear Santa coming.

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Who's there?

Avery.

Avery who?

Avery merry Christmas!

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Who's there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda know what you're getting for Christmas?

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Who's there?

Holly.

Holly who?

Holly-days are here again.

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Who's there?

Rabbit.

Rabbit who?

Rabbit up carefully, it's a present.

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Who's there?

Eyewash.

Eyewash who?

Eyewash you a Merry Christmas.

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Who's there?

Harold.

Harold who?

Hark the Harold Angels Sing.

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Who's there?

Tree.

Tree who?

Tree wise men.

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Who's there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin time for Christmas cookies.

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Who's there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little money for the Christmas presents.

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Who's there?

Murray.

Murray who?

Murray Christmas!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Honda.

Honda who?

Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree.

Knock, knock!

Who's there? Sandy.

Sandy who?

Sandy Claus.

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Who's there?

Wayne.

Wayne who?

Wayne In A Manger.

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Who's there?

Ant.

Ant who?

Antartic.

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Who's there?

Elf.

Elf who?

Elf me wrap this present, please.

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Who's there?

Holly.

Holly who?

Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present!

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Who's there?

Yule.

Yule who?

Yule be sorry if you don't Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

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Who's there?

Dexter.

Dexter who?

Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

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Who's there?

Gladys.

Gladys who?

Gladys not me who's getting coal this Christmas!

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Who's there?

Oakham. Oakham who?

Oakham All Ye Faithful.

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Who's there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita lift, Rudolph.

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Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in it's snowing out here.

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Who's there?

Heaven.

Heaven who?

Heaven seen you since last Christmas.

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Who's there?

Chris.

Chris who?

Christmas!

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Who's there?

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish you a Merry Christmas!

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Who's there?

Mary and Abbey.

Mary and Abbey who?

Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

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Who's there?

Squeamish.

Squeamish who?

Squeamish you a Merry Christmas, squeamish you a Merry Christmas, squeamish you a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard you like to be stood out here in the snow, let me in!

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