Funny Call Center Jokes
Working in a call center can be tough, dealing with customers and queries all day long all while having to maintain a professional and friendly manner. While it may not be the greatest job in the world (though no doubt some people love it), it can still have its funny side. With that in mind, here's a collection of our favorite funny call center jokes.
The woman working at the call center answers and asks him, "Hi, you've reached the incontinence helpline. How may I help?"
The guy replies, "Well, I've developed this incontinence problem. It's really embarrassing - is all the information I tell you completely confidential?"
The call center woman replies, "Yes, of course it is. Now, please can you tell me where you're ringing from?"
The guy says, "The waist down."
The guy sat next to me at the call center puked all over my chair.
One day, the guy tells his son to go tell his mother that he wants to make a phone call.
When he does, the mother replies, "Tell your father the network is bad today, so there'll be no phone call."
The son dutifully relays the message back to his father.
The guy then says to his son, "Tell your mother if there's no network at home, I'll go to the public phone."
So the son goes to his mother again and tells her the message. She sends him back to his father saying, "Tell your father if he dares go to a public phone, then I'll open a call center at home."
And that's how I lost my job at the call center.
Congratulations to them all. Now answer the damn phone will you.
So I got a job at a call center.