My fear of moving stairs is escalating.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
…teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
Change is inevitable…
…except from vending machines.
Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
I used to think the brain was the most important organ…
Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
People say I’ve got no willpower.
But I’ve quit smoking loads of times.
I like to hold hands at the movies.
Which always seems to startle strangers.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago…
I’ve never looked back since.
I keep writing letters to myself.
I’m very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know why.
I lost my virginity so late, that when it finally happened I wasn’t so much deflowered as deadheaded.
I watch so much Netflix that rather than suggesting more shows for me to watch, it’s started suggesting I go outside.
Someone just stole my mood ring.
I’m not sure how to feel about that.
Here at LaffGaff, we love funny one liner jokes. It’s always amazing to us how so much wit and double meaning can be encapsulated in such short jokes. That though is the beauty of good one liners. As Wikipedia puts it “a good one liner is said to be pithy.“ Below we’ve gathered together a collection […]