Best One Liner Jokes

If you like your jokes quick and clever, then you're sure to love this collection of all the best one liners.

No groans or grumbles here, only top quality one liner jokes!


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A collection of dirty one liners

Dirty One Liners

Only the best dirty one liners. Nothing too extreme; just ruder than normal, so definitely not for children!

A collection of hilariously funny one liners!

Funny One Liners

If you like a good one liner, you'll enjoy this collection of only the best funny one liner jokes.

All One Liner Jokes

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Wrong Vocation

As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way…

I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me.

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Bad Driver

I didn’t realize how bad of a driver I was until my sat nav said, “In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out.”

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Country Music

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.