Batman Jokes & Puns
Here at LaffGaff, Batman is our favorite superhero. After all, Batman has the Riddler with his fantastic riddles, and then there's the Joker too. And of course, there are lots of funny Batman jokes and puns around as well.
Speaking of which, here is a collection of all our favorite Batman puns and jokes. Enjoy!
Batman can go into a store without Robin.
Robin the Boy Blender.
They became Flatman and Ribbon.
Kung POW chicken.
Because he's not half bad.
The "PUNCH" line.
Her Dark Knight gown.
He would be Robin.
What a Joker.
He was the bat boy.
When they get soiled.
In the Bat tub.
None. They prefer the dark.
He had bat breath.
They said, "No, just until the end of June."
The Dark Knight rises.
Like the night.
He had to go to the Bat Room.
Get in the Batmobile, Robin.
I said it depended on whether she was trying to kill Batman or not.
His parents died.
Because Robin ate all the worms.
Soon they are asleep.
Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend, saying "Robin, lookup at the sky and tell me what you see."
Robin replies sleepily, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks Batman.
Robin thinks for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately 3:15 am. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Batman?"
Batman is silent for a moment, then says, "Robin, someone has stolen our tent."
Followed by Batman.
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