Funny Short Joke

Bank Robber

A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun and points it at the teller.

“Give me all your money or you’re geography.” he says.

The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?”

The robber says, “Don’t change the subject.”

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Not My Dog Joke

Bob walks into a bar and sits next to a man who has a dog next to him.

He says to the man, “Has your dog ever bitten anyone?”

The man replies, “No” but then the dog jumps up and bites Bob on the arm.

“I thought you said your dog’s never bitten anyone!” shouts Bob.

The man says, “I know. That’s not my dog.”

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Hilarious Jokes

Snail Attack Joke

A turtle was walking down the street when he was attacked by a gang of snails.

When asked by the police what happened he said, “I don’t know, it all happened so quickly.”

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A Carefree Friend

My friend has always been the kind of guy that gets stressed over everything.

Lately though he doesn’t have a care in the world so I asked him, “Why are you so laid back all of a sudden?”

“I’ve hired a professional to worry about all my problems for me,” he replied. “It only costs me a thousand dollars a week.”

“A thousand dollars a week? How on earth are you going to afford that?” I asked.

“I don’t know. That’s his problem…”

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Dogged Pursuit – Funny Dog Joke

There was a knock at my door earlier. When I opened the door a policeman was stood there…

“Mr Jones?”, he asked.

“Yes,” I replied.

“I’m afraid your dog’s just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”

I said, “I don’t think so – my dog doesn’t have a bike.”

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Epileptic Goldfish

A blonde woman goes to the vet with her goldfish. “I think it’s got epilepsy,” she tells the vet.

The vet takes a look and says, “It seems calm enough to me.”

The blonde says, “Wait, I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet.”

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