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How Did He Know?

The doctor said to me, “You have a severe iron deficiency.”

I said, “How did you know? I just walked in!”

He said, “Your shirt is all wrinkled.”

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Smiley laughing at funny one liner

Cool Grandpa

This morning, my Grandpa walked into my room with a young bearded guy wearing skinny jeans.

I said, “Who is this guy?”

My Grandpa said, “My hip replacement.”

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Smiley laughing at extremely funny joke!

Basically Free

It only costs 1c to get into our local aquarium, so long as you’re camping or dressed as a dolphin.

To all in tents and porpoises, it’s free.

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