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Weight Gain Competition

I recently entered a competition to see who had gained the most weight and lost the most hair.

Obviously, it wasn’t called that.

It was advertised as a ‘School Reunion.’

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Pride

People always told my dad his pride would be the death of him.

And sure enough he was eaten by his favorite lion last Friday.

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Lobster Tails

Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.

So I paid my $2 and the guy said, “Once upon a time there was this lobster…”

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Three Times

My friend said he’d seen another guy put his arms around my girlfriend three times.

I said I didn’t believe him. Nobody’s got arms that long.

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Serious Opportunity

I said to my boss, “Can we talk? I have a problem.”

My boss replied, “Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!”

I said, “Okay, I have a serious drinking opportunity.”

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