What do you call an unshaven British Spy?
What do you call a tick that lives on the moon?
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn’t wave back.
I asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schroedinger’s cat.
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.
Who decided to call it “marijuana possession” …
And not “joint custody?”
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.
What is Romeo and Juliet’s least favorite fruit?
Mathematics is 90% common sense.
The other half is intelligence.
I forgot the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500.
I am LIVID.
Russia has started a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies.