Smiley giving thumbs up to funny joke

Elevator Man

I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, “Have a good day, son.”

“Don’t call me son,” I said. “You’re not my dad.”

He scratched his head and said, “No, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”.

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Smiley sticking tongue out at funny joke

Morning Jog

Every morning for the past six months, I’ve announced loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I haven’t.

It’s a running joke.

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