Grinning at good joke

Arnie’s Egg

I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg so I said to him, “I bet I know what your favorite Christian festival is.”

He said, “Have to love Easter, baby.”

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Smiley sticking tongue out at funny joke

Fired!

I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday.

Apparently you’re not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, “Get a load of this guy” every time someone walks in.

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