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Fly And Bug Joke

A fly feels a bug on its back and asks, “Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?”

“I mite be,” giggles the mite.

“That’s the worst pun I’ve ever heard,” the fly groans.

“What do you expect?” asks the mite. “I came up with it on the fly.”

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Previous Childbirth

My wife is pregnant and my doctor asked me if I had ever been present at a childbirth before.

I said, “Yes just once.”

He asked, “What was it like?”

I replied, “It was dark, then suddenly very bright.”

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Cannibalism

A man is on trial for cannibalism.

He says to the judge, “Well, your honor, if you truly are what you eat, then I am an innocent man.”

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