Anti Jokes That Shouldn’t Be Funny!
Anti jokes are jokes where the listener is set up to expect a funny punchline, but then the joke doesn’t deliver it. So they shouldn’t be funny, right? Wrong!!!
They are just as amusing as normal funny jokes, of course, otherwise we wouldn’t be bringing them to you! It’s actually the irony of the anticipated punchline not being delivered that makes anti jokes humorous.
Enjoy this collection of our favorite examples of the best anti jokes…
He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
It doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
A severed hand.
An ambulance, due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
I’ve no idea, I don’t speak Japanese.
Hit them with a stick and they make a noise.
That’s your age in five years.
A deer. The absence of eyes doesn’t change the species.
Nothing, muffins can’t talk.
Robin, get in the car.
They’re completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.
He didn’t. There was a lot of traffic so he thought better of it.
The bartender asks, “Long day?”
“No, all days are 24 hours long,” the guy replies, amazed at the bartender’s lack of education.
Anything you like, they can’t understand you.
An animal abuse lawsuit.
Because he only uses the finest ingredients.
Hit him with an axe.
Where’s my tractor?
The squirrel turns to the eagle but doesn’t say anything because squirrels can’t talk.
The eagle then eats the squirrel because he’s a bird of prey.
Because she wasn’t invited.
There are many ways but all of them are wrong because murder is illegal.
Then he gets a drink and leaves.
Are you a tree?
Steve proceeds to break down into tears because his Grandmother’s Alzheimer’s has advanced to the stage where she no longer remembers him.
Probably still Santa Claus, however he doesn’t exist so it doesn’t really matter.
He’s treated with great respect because he’s such a talented actor.
Because there are more geese in that line.
Because neither one can whistle.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
If you pee on them they disappear.
And a pretty good spring and summer too.
Neither of them is a police officer.
They’re both purple, except the rabbit isn’t.
Several people get up and leave as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.
Which made me sad.
I wonder why.
It wasn’t. Numbers aren’t sentient and are incapable of feeling fear.
Because of her repeated absences and stealing.
The doctor fainted.
The postman who?
Look do you want this parcel or not?
But you can’t rob a bank. That’s a felony.
One’s a musical instrument, the other’s an animal.
They both fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.
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