Why Do Cows Have Hooves? November 30, 2023March 29, 2015 by LaffGaff Why Do Cows Have Hooves Joke Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose. You may also like: 80 Really Bad But Funny Dad Jokes Animal Jokes And Puns Funny Short Jokes Funny What Do You Call Jokes Funny Yo Mama Jokes Really Corny Jokes For Kids (And Adults!) Share the fun: Share on X (Twitter) Share on Facebook Share on Reddit Share on WhatsApp Share on Pinterest