That's Rather A Large One - Funny JokeReally Funny Joke – That’s Rather A Large One

This guy has a 25 inch penis and it’s really getting him down. “I can’t go on like this, my penis is just too long” he thought to himself.

God hears him, takes pity on him and says, “Go to the pond near your home and ask the frog there to marry you. If she says no, you will lose 5 inches of your penis.”

So the guy goes to the pond and proposes to the frog there, and she says no. His penis shrank by 5 inches. So he asked her again and his penis shrank another 5 inches.

He thought to himself, “15 inches is still too long, but 10 inches should be ideal so I’ll ask her again.”

So he asked the frog to marry him again.

She replied, “How many times do I have to tell you!! NO! NO! NO!”

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