Dogged Pursuit

Dog on bike joke from LaffGaff.

Funny Dog On Bike Joke

There was a knock at my door earlier. When I opened the door a policeman was stood there.

“Mr Jones?”, he asked.

“Yes,” I replied.

“I’m afraid your dog’s just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”

I said, “I don’t think so – my dog doesn’t have a bike.”


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